31-07-2024: Neuromancer

Op een dag praatte Jeroen en Jodi over nerds die sex hebben. Volgens Jodi kwam dit niet voor. Jeroen noemde dat dit niet het geval was, en wees naar het boek Neuromancer van William Gibson, waarin een nerd sex heeft. Jodi geloofde hem niet. Toen Jeroen meer uitlegde dat dit wel het geval was en hoe dit ging, had Jodi zoiets van: “That’s not sex, that’s rape!”

(Hiervoor zul je echt het boek moeten lezen en je eigen mening erover vormen. Als je van Cyberpunk, Bladerunner, Judge Dredd, distopische en science fiction games/films verhalen houdt, dan raad ik je met klem (MET KLEM) aan dit boek te lezen. Je weet niet wat je mist.)

CUE RANT.

[10:59, 31/07/2024] Renze: OH MY GAWD JODI

YOU DONT KNOW NERDS CAN HAVE SEX??? LIKE WTF

[10:59, 31/07/2024] Renze: YOU HAVENT HEARD OF NEUROMANCER

[10:59, 31/07/2024] Renze: MIND.

BLOWN

FUCK FUCK

[11:00, 31/07/2024] Renze: YOU GOTTA KNOW YOU GOTTA GOTTA KONW JEROEN TOLD YOU ABOUT NERDS HAVING SEX AND NO IT AINT RAPE SHE INITIATED AND HE WAS LIKE : Im just a hacker jockey cowboy so yeah hit me gurl with that leather.

[11:00, 31/07/2024] Renze: THATS NO RAPE

[11:01, 31/07/2024] Renze: THIS BOOK Jodi, THIS BOOK HAS IT ALL.

CYBERPUNK

STREET GANGS

VIOLENCE

CYBERSPACE

VR

DRUGS

GANGS, FAMOUS PEOPLE.

ITS LIKE TODAY, BUT DYSTOPIAN

AS

FUCK

ANDS ITS OUR NEW REALITY

[11:06, 31/07/2024] Renze: AND THE BEST THING THE WRITER IS A PROPHET BECAUSE HE KNEW IN 83 WHERE THE WORLD WAS HEADED

PULLUTED AIRS

TOO BUSY CITIES

BITCOIN LIKE MONIES

IT EVEN HAS THE RASTAFARIAN AUSTRONAUTS

DO YOU READ THAT?!?! RASTAFARIANS.

IN

MOTHERFUCKING

SPACE

AND ITS EXACTLY LIKE YOU WOULD IMAGINE

FLOATING DREADS

WELDED UP CONTAINERS AND TUBES

RASTAFARIAN LOGO’S ALL OVER THE PLACE

DUB PLAYING CONTINOUSLY AT SUCH A LEVEN THE ENTIRE SPACE BASE IS VIBRATING

GANJA, HUMANITY AND MUSCLES.

THIS BOOK HAS IT ALL. OMG ITS SO FUCKING GOOD IM GETTING A TAT

IT HAS AI

HACKERS

CRIMINALS

YOUNG TERORRISTS

A GIRL WITH RAZORBLADE NAILS NICKNAMED STEPPING RAZOR

A GUY WHO CAN PROJECT IMAGES

A MOTHERFUCKING NINJA FROZEN AND THAWED WHEN NEEDED

A FLOATING CITY ABOVE THE EARTH FOR THE SUPER RICH UNAVAILABLE FOR THE SEMI POOR AND POOR

MORE DRUGS OF ALL KINDS

BODY MODS LIKE YOU WOULDN’T BELIEVE.

A HACKED INDIVIDUAL MARINE WHO IS CALLED CORTO BUT BASICALLY DOESNT KNOW WHO HE IS

THIS IS THE BOOK OF AL LBOOKS